Oh, to be young and a crackhead

Well, eligible bachelors everywhere, your ship has come in. According to various sources, Grammy Award-winning singer and noted crack whore Amy Winehouse's husband is seeking a divorce.

Blake Fielder-Civil is trying to kick his Amy Winehouse habit now that he's seen photos of the singer cavorting with another man in the Caribbean while he
sits in a British jail.

Celebrity lawyer Henri Brandman confirmed to CNN that Fielder-Civil has asked him "to commence divorce proceedings on the grounds of Amy's adultery."

OK, a few thoughts:

1. The linked CNN article states that Winehouse "has battled drug addiction." No, I'm sorry. When you have sucked on enough crack rocks to give yourself emphysema at age 24, your problem is a little more than a "battle." You've got World War III going on inside your drug-addled body.

2. This is just gross. Have you seen her lately? The very thought that anyone would want to "cavort" with this is just nasty.